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I like my chocolate how I like myself.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.

It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.

My heels are higher than most people’s standards.

I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** you up.

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.

You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.

Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.

Do not mess with a girl of short height.

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It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.

You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.

Is ‘UGH’ an emotion? Because I feel it.

I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.

Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.

If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.

Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink.

Better get ready.Īnd more savage Instagram captions for girls: It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.

She has a heart which is savage but she has a golden heart as well.

I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid.It’s not necessary for everyone to like me.Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.Use one of these savage girl quotes on your Instagram picture and you will get tons of likes. A girl who has a savage altitude and sense for humor is always great.

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